I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asked. '135,' I said.

The nurse put me on the scale. It turned out my weight was 185.

The nurse asked, 'Your height?'   '5 foot 7" I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I measured only 5' 4".

She then took my blood pressure and told me it was very high.

'Of course it's high!' I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!

This was sent to me and I thought it was funny, so I'm sharing it with you instead of a normal rant against the diet industry or my weight loss stagnation this week.